Evilwhiteguy's Bloghttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/Default.aspxJust Your Average "Evil" Conservativeen-USEvilwhiteguyebay@evilwhiteguy.comSubtext Version 1.0.0.2Evilwhiteguy's Bloghttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/RSS2Image.gifhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/Default.aspx7760Just Your Average "Evil" ConservativeThe Word Of The Dayhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/10/12/3905.aspx<p>For today, it's:</p> <p>Manbearpig</p> <p><img height="315" alt="Manbearpig" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/manbearpig.jpg" width="420" border="0" /></p> <p>I think <a href="http://www.dailygut.com/?i=3365">Treacher</a> puts it best:</p> <p>Past winners of the Nobel Peace Prize include Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annan, and Yasser Arafat. In other news, the Nobel Parenting Prize was awarded to Britney Spears, while Stephen Hawking and Rosie O'Donnell picked up the Nobel Breakdancing Prize and the Nobel Being Sane and Looking Good Naked Prize, respectively. </p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3905.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/10/12/3905.aspxFri, 12 Oct 2007 08:54:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/10/12/3905.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3905.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3905.aspx

For today, it's:

Manbearpig

Manbearpig

I think Treacher puts it best:

Past winners of the Nobel Peace Prize include Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annan, and Yasser Arafat. In other news, the Nobel Parenting Prize was awarded to Britney Spears, while Stephen Hawking and Rosie O'Donnell picked up the Nobel Breakdancing Prize and the Nobel Being Sane and Looking Good Naked Prize, respectively.

Airline Sacrifices Goats To Appease Sky Godhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/09/05/3903.aspx<p>I'm never flying on <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSEIC47086020070905?feedType=RSS&amp;feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;rpc=22&amp;sp=true">this</a> airline...</p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3903.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/09/05/3903.aspxWed, 05 Sep 2007 18:35:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/09/05/3903.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3903.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3903.aspx

I'm never flying on this airline...

Remind Me Not To Play Drinking Games With This Guyhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/28/3902.aspx<embed name="index" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf" width="450" height="370" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" scale="showall" flashvars="autostart=false&amp;token=2cf_1188296237"></embed><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3902.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/28/3902.aspxTue, 28 Aug 2007 19:23:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/28/3902.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3902.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3902.aspxPhoto Comparisonhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/21/3901.aspx<p><img height="584" alt="Flash" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/flash.jpg" width="365" border="0" /></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3901.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/21/3901.aspxTue, 21 Aug 2007 09:44:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/21/3901.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3901.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3901.aspx

Flash

Who Knew Jackie Mason Had A Vlog?http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/05/3900.aspx<p>Oy vay!</p> <p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xSY9Pv9aS08" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xSY9Pv9aS08" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3900.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/05/3900.aspxSun, 05 Aug 2007 20:20:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/05/3900.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3900.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3900.aspx

Oy vay!

Truth In Advertisinghttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/02/3899.aspx<p>Seen at a local Quik Trip...</p> <p><img height="480" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/gaswine.jpg" width="640" border="0" /></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3899.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/02/3899.aspxThu, 02 Aug 2007 19:05:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/02/3899.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3899.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3899.aspx

Seen at a local Quik Trip...

Idiot Gets His Ass Kickedhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/01/3898.aspx<p>That'll teach him not to rob any more 7-11's...</p> <p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="370" wmode="transparent" data="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf?autostart=false&amp;token=403_1185268268"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf?autostart=false&amp;token=403_1185268268" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="quality" value="high" /></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3898.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/01/3898.aspxWed, 01 Aug 2007 19:14:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/01/3898.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3898.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3898.aspx

That'll teach him not to rob any more 7-11's...

What The Hell Is A "Fitness Celebrity" Anyway?http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/31/3896.aspx<p>Apparently, it's someone who wishes they were James Bond, if he had been filmed with cheezy 80's effects.</p> <p> <object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1J_hVS9vBJU" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1J_hVS9vBJU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3896.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/31/3896.aspxTue, 31 Jul 2007 10:08:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/31/3896.aspx#feedback1http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3896.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3896.aspx

Apparently, it's someone who wishes they were James Bond, if he had been filmed with cheezy 80's effects.

Ironyhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/12/3895.aspx<p><a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/nation/stories/DN-peace_12nat.ART.State.Edition1.43b8067.html">This </a>is classic. Hey, if a terrorist can win a Nobel Peace Prize...</p> <blockquote dir="ltr" style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <p>Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams of Ireland apologized Thursday after telling a Dallas audience a day earlier that she “could kill George Bush.” </p></blockquote><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3895.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/12/3895.aspxThu, 12 Jul 2007 18:54:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/12/3895.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3895.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3895.aspx

This is classic. Hey, if a terrorist can win a Nobel Peace Prize...

Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams of Ireland apologized Thursday after telling a Dallas audience a day earlier that she “could kill George Bush.”

Bush Commutes Libby's Jail Sentencehttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/03/3894.aspx<p>Which is driving the libs <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CIA_LEAK_QUOTES?SITE=7219&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&amp;CTIME=2007-07-02-20-24-17">bananas</a>. They seem to have very short memories. This wasn't even a pardon, just a commutation of the 30-month prison stint. He still has to pay the $250,000 fine, unless Bush issues a full pardon. For comparison, here is a <a href="http://www.usdoj.gov/pardon/clintonpardon_grants.htm">list</a> of everyone Clinton pardoned.</p> <p>In fact, Libby was sentenced to prison for doing something that Clinton himself did, lying under oath. I didn't see him serve any time.</p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3894.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/03/3894.aspxTue, 03 Jul 2007 07:46:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/03/3894.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3894.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3894.aspx

Which is driving the libs bananas. They seem to have very short memories. This wasn't even a pardon, just a commutation of the 30-month prison stint. He still has to pay the $250,000 fine, unless Bush issues a full pardon. For comparison, here is a list of everyone Clinton pardoned.

In fact, Libby was sentenced to prison for doing something that Clinton himself did, lying under oath. I didn't see him serve any time.

If You've Gotta Go...http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/20/3892.aspx<p>I guess there are <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19335109/">worse </a>ways...</p> <blockquote dir="ltr" style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <p>COLUMBIA, S.C. - Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of an office building to their deaths.</p> <p>The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.</p> <p>Clothing was discovered on the roof of the four-story building, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.</p></blockquote> <p dir="ltr">Darwin strikes again.</p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3892.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/20/3892.aspxWed, 20 Jun 2007 17:29:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/20/3892.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3892.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3892.aspx

I guess there are worse ways...

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of an office building to their deaths.

The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.

Clothing was discovered on the roof of the four-story building, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.

Darwin strikes again.

I Knew I Liked Dennis Millerhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/11/3891.aspx<p>Boy, did he unload on Harry Reid. <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2007/06/10/video-dennis-miller-goes-nuclear-on-harry-reid/">Click</a> to watch...</p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3891.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/11/3891.aspxMon, 11 Jun 2007 10:12:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/11/3891.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3891.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3891.aspx

Boy, did he unload on Harry Reid. Click to watch...

Paris Hilton, Meet Justicehttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/08/3889.aspx<p>Paris Hilton, after being released from jail prematurely,was sent back. Crying and screaming for her mommy...</p> <p>Awww, too bad. She actually has to face the same consequences as the rest of us. Boo Hoo.</p> <p><img hspace="4" src="http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/Aptopix_Paris_Hilton.sff_CAMW101_20070608155230.jpg" vspace="4" border="0" /></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3889.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/08/3889.aspxFri, 08 Jun 2007 22:52:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/08/3889.aspx#feedback2http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3889.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3889.aspx

Paris Hilton, after being released from jail prematurely,was sent back. Crying and screaming for her mommy...

Awww, too bad. She actually has to face the same consequences as the rest of us. Boo Hoo.

Keep Your Day Jobhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/06/3888.aspx<p>Then again, Chris Mattews isn't very good at that, either...</p> <p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VOVaGWDP8KQ" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VOVaGWDP8KQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3888.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/06/3888.aspxWed, 06 Jun 2007 18:44:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/06/3888.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3888.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3888.aspx

Then again, Chris Mattews isn't very good at that, either...

Robert Mitchum Speaks Out From The Gravehttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/30/3887.aspx<p>Pull out? Unthinkable.</p> <p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zNawbuG4mTg" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zNawbuG4mTg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3887.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/30/3887.aspxWed, 30 May 2007 20:56:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/30/3887.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3887.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3887.aspx

Pull out? Unthinkable.

Big Fat Lesbian Gets Put In Her Placehttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/25/3886.aspx<p>Hey, that's what she called herself...</p> <p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rpEH6CWvqR4" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rpEH6CWvqR4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3886.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/25/3886.aspxFri, 25 May 2007 12:53:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/25/3886.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3886.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3886.aspx

Hey, that's what she called herself...

The Week In Reviewhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/25/3885.aspx<p>Ham Nation style. You know, with Peeps.</p> <p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HBym3YRXybs" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HBym3YRXybs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3885.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/25/3885.aspxFri, 25 May 2007 12:51:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/25/3885.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3885.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3885.aspx

Ham Nation style. You know, with Peeps.

Most Ethical Congress Everhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/23/3884.aspx<p>Or so they'd like you to believe...</p> <p> <object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6E0D-S4MTdY" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6E0D-S4MTdY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3884.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/23/3884.aspxWed, 23 May 2007 09:20:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/23/3884.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3884.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3884.aspx

Or so they'd like you to believe...

This Is All Kinds Of Wronghttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/04/23/3881.aspx<p>But it's so damned funny...</p> <p><embed name="index" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf" width="450" height="370" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" scale="showall" flashvars="autostart=false&amp;token=cb5_1177378417"></embed></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3881.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/04/23/3881.aspxMon, 23 Apr 2007 22:09:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/04/23/3881.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3881.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3881.aspx

But it's so damned funny...

Earth Day?http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/04/23/3880.aspx<p>With people like Sheryl Crow <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/21/AR2007042101385_pf.html" target="_blank"><font color="#003399">saying</font></a> things like, "I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting", I decided to pass on the celebrations. I don't need the police in my bathroom counting my toilet paper squares, thank you very much. Sheryl Crow is <em>soooo</em> 1984.</p> <p>Did you ever notice that Earth Day also happens to be on Vladimir Lenin's birthday? Coincidence? I think not.</p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3880.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />ebay@evilwhiteguy.comhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/04/23/3880.aspxMon, 23 Apr 2007 07:39:00 GMThttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/04/23/3880.aspx#feedbackhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3880.aspxhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3880.aspx

With people like Sheryl Crow saying things like, "I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting", I decided to pass on the celebrations. I don't need the police in my bathroom counting my toilet paper squares, thank you very much. Sheryl Crow is soooo 1984.

Did you ever notice that Earth Day also happens to be on Vladimir Lenin's birthday? Coincidence? I think not.