Chris Muir is back from hiatus.

After seventy-four wins on Jeopardy, Ken Jennings was finally beaten.

It appears that Iowa has the largest per-capita readership. 18.6 readers per 1000 residents, to be precise.

Not in an authorized version, of course.

Remember when Kerry was handing out medicine bottles to senior citizens at campaign rallies? Well, a politician in Zimbabwe has upped the anty...

Did you have a really bad plastic surgery incident, or are those eggs in your bra?

As if Dan Rather didn't have enough credibility issues, a revelation in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter throws another log on the fire...

Found a book called “It Just Gets Worse”. Nothing odd there, right. Well, check the name of the author.

Odd things have been seen on Target's website lately, so I decided to see what I might find for sale there.

A Haiku (sort of)

Barbara Streisand has a new post up on her website about Dr. Rice.

Remember those odd lights above Phoenix a few years ago?

1. National Treasure 2. The Incredibles 3. Christmas with the Kranks 4. The Polar Express 5. The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Friday morning, by 6:30AM, every parking lot of every store that was open here was full.

Arafat is dead (and there was much rejoicing).

Courtesy of Truth, Lies, and Common Sense comes this optical illusion.

I slept in somewhat. I got some stuff out of the attic I've been meaning to for weeks. I smoked one hell of a good turkey. It's all in the seasoning, and I only use one. If you're curious, here's a hint. It's dry and it comes in a green container. And it's not Soylent Green, either.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone out there in Blogland. And remember, the holidays are always better when you celebrate with family.

From Los Angeles (you know, the city with the recently modified crest):

What do you get when you cross Vanessa Kerry and Michael Moore?

you usually remove their bumper sticker from your car. But sometimes, that may be a little harder than it sounds...

Speaking of bad Christmas music, who's getting the new Jessica Simpson album?

Did you ever finish up at your computer one evening thinking things were going great.

As soon as this was announced, you knew something like this was coming...

I hope this woman gets the death penalty. Not in some easy, knock you out and then kill you method like a lethal injection. No, this woman needs to be drawn, quartered, and burned at the stake.

Imagine for a minute that you're the editorial board at the Virginia-Pilot, a newspaper in Norfolk, VA. You think that one of the columns you run is “too stridently anti-liberal”. So what do you do?

Jack shot in Dallas Country sad, I only hope Teddy you soon see

Ted Rall is on Hannity and Colmes right now. What a waste of oxygen this guy is.

1. Get Christmas shopping done early

So during the election cycle, there was a lot of buzz regarding the connections between the Bush family and the Saudi Royal family.

Last week, I was able to drive my boat to work. Rain still hasn't let up. Freaky.

In response to the recent photo of Dick Cheney's...ummm.... assets, Bill Clinton shows us what he's made of.

Today we have...Cooking with Cum.

Tom Arnold: “You get one choice. George Bush gets re-elected President or Red Sox win the World Series for the first time in '86 years, what are you going to choose?“

There seem to be a growing number of racists in the liberal ranks.

You think you get a lot of spam? How would you like to get four million every day?

Those of us in Jesusland (that would be the red states) are a bunch of stupid, ignorant, redneck, war-mongering, Bible-thumping morons.

The words “Secretary of State George Soros” just don't sound right to me (shudder).

I've seen the video, and I'm in agreement with Oliver North. If he's done something wrong, he'll be brought to justice. We should never allow what seems to have happened occur in our military.

This turkey is off the hook.

Indian givers.

I've been very busy the last few days, and haven't gotten much blogging done. I'm hoping to get caught up here and have some new stuff soon.

Hey, the Vice President is happy to see you...

Someone has started a web site called Sorry Everybody (no, I'm not giving them a link, you can figure it out on your own) where there are hundreds of people sending in pictures of themselves with signs apologizing to the rest of the world for the US electing Bush to a second term.

It looks like I'm not on the Komissar's new Empire of the Blogs map. Oh well, there's always next time...

I think that's a show on TV somewhere. I don't watch it, but the name popped into my head when I saw the Christmas hat nightmare on display over on the King's site.

No fair peeking...

Someone actually went through the trouble of registering a domain name just to post this screed against us southerners.I think, based on his liberal use of the “f” word, he probably owes IbeJo a royalty...

I met one tonight. Not up close and personal, just close enough for it to run in front of my vehicle and cause several hundred dollars worth of damage.

I sat down and watched FahrenHYPE 9/11 last night.

While perusing the Blogs for Bush links, the other day, and found (insert trumpet fanfare here) American Lady.

I just heard, from a caller to a talk radio show who works near the UN, that they were flying the UN flag at half-mast today.

Good.

Well, at least removing a Bush-Cheney shirt at a polling location so you can vote...

From Tennessee, home of the Jack Daniel's distillery and Straight White Guys, comes this report from the AP...

I've heard sore losers before, but to be talking of secession because you lost an election is just pathetic. Besides, Texas is the only state that retains the right to secede legally.

To a city near you the red states Jesusland...

I saw a reference to Evil Conservative Blog on Acidman's site.

While perusing the website I found that last story on, I found another story called “Can Cow Poop Cure Cancer?”.

Hmmm... Breast implants that don't make the breasts bigger.

From Japan, that country of never ending odd stories waiting to happen...

But I'm not dead yet...

This morning, I got my 10,000th visitor.

In fact, I'd call it downright racist.

How he's got “17 Reasons Not To Slit Your Wrists” up on his website. Here's a few..

I can't believe I'm losing to this idiot...

As brought to you by The Average Guyz.

That was a pretty nice piece of work. They got some big names for their documentary. Names like Charles Krauthammer, Michael Medved, Mansoor Ijaz, and Fred Barnes.

Saw this in the comments section at Wizbang.

In 2000, USA Today produced a map showing red vs. blue by counties. Well, they've done it again.

Saw this story on Drudge. Here's an excerpt...

Despite: Michael Moore Dan Rather The NY Times The rest of the MSM

Look for a huge jump in the Dow tomorrow.

Just saw Michelle Malkin on Fox. Michelle is never a disappointment.

Fox just called the SD Senate race for Thune. Goodby, Tom Daschle.

Outside The Beltway for amazing liveblogging of the election.

Checking Kos, Talking Points, Oliver Willis, etc., I'm not seeing anything remotely resembling hope.

Kerry, apparently not having the cohones to speak, is sending Edwards out in a few minutes to give a speech. Let's see what he has to say.

Mary Beth Cahill has released the following statement:

I'm calling the SD Senate seat for Thune. Hey Daschle, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

Hey, is that John Edwards' wife I hear singing?

Apparently finding no problems with voting in Florida, Michael Moore packs up and heads to Ohio.

Bush WINS!!!

I'm calling Florida for Bush. I'm also calling Ohio for Bush.

The bar I'm in has NBC on the biggest TV's, but we got them to switch a TV near us to Fox News.

So get out and vote. Unless you're stupid, then just stay at home and watch the Springer show like you normally would.

The survey seems flawed to me. Why do I have to have gone to a modern art museum to be interesting? Feh.

You know, the ones that say they need to transfer $25 million dollars, and they need your bank account to do it with?

Even a pug knows...

I wish she'd quit holding back on us...

The New York Sun is reporting that Kerry may not have been honorable...