"Great smile, great guy, easy conversationalist." Key Monroe
"... a bad influence" Straight White Guy
"Evilwhiteguy? Yeah, I know him. Where do think I bought my puppy blender?" Glenn Renoylds
Other things I'm #1 for:
nah nah nah hey yeah good bye
dammit jim
I have Jim and his asparagus pee to thank for that last one...
UPDATE: I'm also #1 for "Bill Maher is an idiot"