March 2005 Entries
Hanoi Jane Fesses Up
From an interview upcoming on 60 Minutes...
I'm Not Dead Yet
News of Terri Schiavo's death hit CBS's website a little prematurely today...
Kurtz Points Out The Obvious
From the WaPo comes a story that some might find shocking...
Minuteman Protest Already Working
More Border Patrol agents will be forthcoming.
Please, Not Again
Pope may require feeding tube.
Johnny Cochran Dies
At least that's what someone told me they heard. I can't find a link yet, but will post one if I find it.
Interesting
I had no idea Terri Schiavo had a blog.
What A Crappy Way To Go
Off all the ways one could die, this has to be one of the worst...
What Is That Smell?
You know those car air fresheners in the shape of a pine tree that smell like a pine tree?
Fun With Moonbats - The Photostory
It was a beautiful and sunny day, and the local chapter of Protest Warrior was meeting up for a march. We were headed to City Hall to counter-protest the anti-war crowd. And we were joined by some Freepers as well.
Playgirl Editor Fired
Michelle Zipp, who recently outed herself as a Republican, has been fired for her political beliefs...
If, Instead Of Being A Highly Popular And Humorous Blogger, Jeff Goldstein Had Decided To Become A Food Critic
Waiter: Would you care for some desert, sir?
Jeff: Yes, I'll try a pice of cake.
Waiter: Sorry, some guy already ate all the cake. How about some pie?
Fun With Moonbats
Tomorrow, I will be attending a counter-protest protesting those protesting those who oppose the U.S. liberation of Afghanistan and Iraq.
'Bout Time
And in energy news...
A Little Tip From Your Friend Evilwhiteguy
If you're going to be shipping an inflatable love doll, take the batteries out first, OK?
I'll Pass On That, Thanks
Currently up for auction on eBay...
What, Is Everything Down Today?
Earlier I noticed that my site was loading slowly. Turned out to be the TrueFresco referrers list. So I took that out. About an hour ago, I noticed the Ecosystem was causing slow loads, so I took that out.
Today Is The Third Annual Eat An Animal For Peta Day
Now there's something I can get behind. Let's see... So far today, I've had pepperoni pizza, and a turkey sandwich. I think a steak dinner is in order. A ribeye would do nicely.
There Is No Crisis?
While poking around some moonbat sites, I found a link to a site called There Is No Crisis. They seem to be of the opinion that Social Security is just fine, thank you very much, and we don't need to fix it. If you're wondering what the political slant of the site it, one only need to see the DNC on the blogroll to get a good idea.
Willis Gives Up On Hume
The banner at Oliver Willis' site is now gone. I guess he realized there was no way Hume was going to resign.
You Mean There Really Were WMD's?
Yesterday, the New York Times reported that it seems that sites in Iraq capable of making nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons were looted during the war.
I'm Shocked, Shocked I Tell You
U.S. media coverage of last year's election was three times more likely to be negative toward President Bush than Democratic challenger John Kerry, according to a study released Monday.
Quote Of The Day
"I've worked enough to be able to fail the rest of my life. And that's what I'm going to do."
ACLU To Monitor Minutemen
According to the Tucson Citizen, the Arizona chapter of the ACLU wants to monitor the activities of those on patrol.
Looks Like Blogrolling Is Down
Their web page doesn't respond, which was killing mine. I had to take out a couple of blogrolls to get my page to load normally again.
Instalanche, Once Removed
Yesterday, I made this post comparing Giuliana Sgrena's car to Bonnie and Clyde's car. Shortly after I posted it, Dr. Rusty Shackleford linked to me in this post.
The Obiligatory Farewell Dan Rather Post
The CBS Evening News has been in third place in a three-way race for what, ten years now?
Tradgedy In The Phillipines
An ill-prepared snack of cassava has claimed the lives of twenty-seven children.
I'm Calling BS On The Commie
There's a photo up on http://www.repubblica.it of the car that Giuliana Sgrena was travelling in.
Today In History
1988 - American soap opera writers strike begins. Americans are shocked to learn that soap operas actually have writers.
Call Off The Investigation
Turns out Tutankhamun wasn't murdered after all...
Quick Quiz
Q: If Olliver Willis and Michael Moore compteted against each other in a hot dog eating contest, who would win?
You're Fired!
Donald Trump, speaking with Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday...
Another Gunfight In Tombstone
This time, not at the OK Corral, but at the border...
How NOT To Celebrate Your Birthday
Unless of course, you can get away with it...
Everyone's Hitler
First it was Bush=Hitler, then Howard=Hitler. Now, every Rebpublican Senator=Hitler.
Another Meme
Again, I'm not much into these, but what the hell? You're supposed to bold the ones you haven't done. Stolen from Princess Kimberly...
One For The Troops
I was at a restaurant tonight, courtesy of one of our vendors who felt it would be good to show us a good time, considering the obscene amount of money we had just spent on their product.
New Security Measures
From our security department...
New Methods For Foiling Border Security
In the ever-increasing desire by those in Mexico to enter the United States illegally, crossing under the cover of darkness may not be enough to be successful. A new method, which is becoming more and more prevalent, is to dig a tunnel from one country to the other.