First up is the story of two guys who got busted at work surfing porn and got fired.

Guy wants sex Guy sees what he thinks is a prostitute, but is actually an undercover police officer. Guy has no money. Guy offers steaks for payment. Guy goes to jail.

This guy had a worse one...

I fixed the referrers section in my sidebar that was causing the sidebar to spill over into the main frame.

Now there's this...

So say you're the superintendent of schools, and one of the schools that falls under your supervision has a few bomb threats called in. What to do?

But I think's this guy's chances of survival are pretty slim...

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear blog, Happy Birthday to you.

Bill, what the hell IS that thing in the picture?

This kid just wasn't having a good day. Boom goes the dynamite!

It doesn't get much worse than this.

Without using the word Pope.

Originally, when Karen thought of releasing doves at her wedding it sounded like a good idea. (NSFW)

Hillary keeps claiming she's not going to run for president in 2008. However, she hasn't said anything about not dancing for president.

This guy must have really pissed someone off...

In response to SondraK's list of classes for men, I thought I would post some she might enjoy :)

What did I search for yesterday?

Actually, a flashlight won't do you much good, either.

That about meets my expectations.

Ok, they're actually million pound boobs (she's English) but million pound boobs just doesn't sound quite right.

It seems one of my neighbors has recently acquired a wireless router. I'm surfing on it now.

You know how you watch TV shows and they have a "Do not try this at home" disclaimer? Some people ignore those.

And man, was it a doozie...

Jim's exclamation of "Jesus H. Christ!" in the comment section of a previous post got me to thinking. I've always wondered about why exactly we put the "H" in there? So I decided to see what I could find out.

Here's a tip. If you go hiking, don't wash your face in freshwater streams without checking the water first.

So you're at a strip club, and a couple of the dancers tell you the pole there just isn't quite doing it for them. They want to slide down a longer pole. What do you do?

I've never seen this in person, but people are apparently actually doing this to themselves.

Your eye is ready.

Apparently, Viagra is being used for medical maladies other than the one it was designed for.

The headline reads: Michael Vick Hit With Sex Suit

A new law is about to go on the books in Florida.

So Jimmy Carter's upset that he wasn't invited to be in the official US delegation going to the Pope's funeral. Cry me a river.

Archaeologists in Germany have unearthed some porn dating back about 7200 years.

When I read that headline, I thought to myself, "If the plane was airborne, that would REALLY be a story."

This time, the student was a twelve year old girl...

People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.

Some viewers in New York got more than they bargained for...

Well, it's finally here. But the Astros don't play until tomorrow. Oh well.

Eighteen arrests already, and most of the month to go.

when I read this...

A red-faced BBC apologised for requesting an interview with Bob Marley, the Jamaican reggae legend who died 24 years ago.