"Great smile, great guy, easy conversationalist." Key Monroe
"... a bad influence" Straight White Guy
"Evilwhiteguy? Yeah, I know him. Where do think I bought my puppy blender?" Glenn Renoylds
This guy had a worse one:
On arrival police discovered that the man had caused his own injury by accidentally discharging a firearm into his genitalia.
Oops.
UPDATE: This guy isn't doing much better...