It seems Katrina has racked up quite a bit of damage. New Orleans is basically underwater, and lower Mississippi isn't doing much better. Our thoughts and prayers will be with the victims and their families.

Or is the cop firing some sort of donut gun?

Last night, the wife went to a PTL meeting. I was assured this was related to some school activity, and had nothing to do with anything even remotely related to Jim and Tammy Faye Baker. While she was away, I had the responsibility of putting Evilwhiteboy #1 to bed.

I just spent three hours in line at a book signing. But it was worth it. I got Bruce Campbell to autograph my copy of "If Chins Could Kill" and one of my copies of "Army of Darkness".

If you had a butler, and she was a female, would she be butless?

With all the protesting going on down in Crawford right about now, I've been wondering why Michael Moore hasn't shown up to shoot off his mouth. Well, turns out he's checked himself into a fat farm down in Florida.

Turns out you can get one from NTB as well. And not just the crappy 7100 model nobody wants.

You resort to giving away your Blackberry phones with the purchase of a pizza, a side dish, and some soda.

When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

In a dogmatic sense, Christians are generally peaceful people. You know, Crusades, Inquistions, and witch burnings aside. Jesus taught such concepts as love thy neighbor and do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

So Northwest Airlines is having themselves a little mechanics' strike, but they're going to keep all their regularly scheduled flights in the air?

Everyone's got a website these days. It's bad business if you don't, just like they tell you on the register.com commercials.

I got a new phone yesterday. It was kind of late in the day, and I didn't have much time to play with the new toy, but I found something quite useful today.

But different...

President Bush has made a recess appointment, and appointed John Bolton as ambassador to the UN. Much to the chagrin of certain senators, though.