Um, I guess it's good that NASA has invented some sort of skin for robots that will help them avoid bumping into humans, I suppose that could come in handy.

The Utah State fair is using Napoleon Dynamite to promote their little shindig. Jake Hilton has the spots.

And then there's this guy. P.S. Definitely NOT safe for work. And if you don't really want to see a guy try to shoot a bottle rocket out of his ass, just don't click the link.

Guard #1: Hey, you know that inmate named "Adonis"?

Among other things, this comes to mind...

Then you probably spent at least $200 on it. But it's nice to be able to get your email on the go. Or at least for now, anyway.

Wait, they always dress like that. Maybe that's for Thanksgiving.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

I should be able to play next week's game, no problem.

One strike. That's all we needed.

Mustard...check

Not only was it a very good song by The Cure...

Or at least, she'd like you to believe as much...

Kind of makes him sound like a daredevil.

Having a baby is usually a wonderful experience for a new father. Unless it turns out that it's not yours, of course.

The Dems' front man, Howard Dean, actually had this exchange on Hardball with Chris Matthews...

I heard about the looting during the Katrina disaster, but when you go into a store where people are looting, you generally don't expect to see the police looting as well.