This is a good one...

Check out the name of the place the van crashed into.

There's a special Merry Christmas for the ACLU over in the sidebar now, which I found over at Stop The ACLU.

There's wrong, there's really wrong, then there's Richard Simmons as a guest on "Whose Line Is It Anyway".

I was the winning bidder for a particular item on eBay, however, the auction was ended because I was disqualified. Imagine that.

So the big news lately is about the wiretapping the Bush administration has been doing in relation to international phone calls involving al Qaeda. Libs are sprouting up all over the place like dandelions saying the taps were "illegal".

Did you hear about House Bill 648 that was voted on last Friday?

People have many different ways to display their Christmas spririt this time of year, some more tasteful than others. Here's a few that just don't quite make the grade.

If you thought these lights were cool, check these out.

Oh, I don't know. Maybe Burt Reynolds singing Frosty The Snowman.

FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 4th November RE: Christmas Party

Well, maybe not for Tookie Williams. Splash one murderous thug.

This week's rental from Avis is a Chevy Cobalt, which I've never even heard of. What I find odd, though, is that the car is burnt orange in color.

Bill Engvall has a song called "Here's Your Sign" about how stupid people should wear signs indicating that they're stupid. Great song. What's even better is that he remade the song with a Christmas theme.

So I'm travelling currently, and they said on the radio this morning that the temperature was one.

People can get your new CD for $7.95 with the purchase of three greeting cards.

First, the one with the guy singing the theme to "The Dukes of Hazzard".

I shit you not.

I'm getting lots of hits from search engines for Christmas song parodies. I need to work on getting a list of past posts together for said searchers. Maybe tomorrow...

You know, for song parodies. Here's one to get the season started off right.

Ah, December. Christmas is on the way.

I don't have time this year, since I'm not at my house, but next year, this is what my house is going to look like.