"Great smile, great guy, easy conversationalist." Key Monroe
"... a bad influence" Straight White Guy
"Evilwhiteguy? Yeah, I know him. Where do think I bought my puppy blender?" Glenn Renoylds
In India, it's OK for a 7-year-old girl to get married.
To ward off the "evil eye".
Because her upper teeth grew in before her lower teeth.
Did I mention she married a dog?