For today, it's:

Manbearpig

I think Treacher puts it best:

Past winners of the Nobel Peace Prize include Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annan, and Yasser Arafat. In other news, the Nobel Parenting Prize was awarded to Britney Spears, while Stephen Hawking and Rosie O'Donnell picked up the Nobel Breakdancing Prize and the Nobel Being Sane and Looking Good Naked Prize, respectively.

Oy vay!

Which is driving the libs bananas. They seem to have very short memories. This wasn't even a pardon, just a commutation of the 30-month prison stint. He still has to pay the $250,000 fine, unless Bush issues a full pardon. For comparison, here is a list of everyone Clinton pardoned.

In fact, Libby was sentenced to prison for doing something that Clinton himself did, lying under oath. I didn't see him serve any time.

Boy, did he unload on Harry Reid. Click to watch...

Pull out? Unthinkable.

Ham Nation style. You know, with Peeps.

Or so they'd like you to believe...

With people like Sheryl Crow saying things like, "I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting", I decided to pass on the celebrations. I don't need the police in my bathroom counting my toilet paper squares, thank you very much. Sheryl Crow is soooo 1984.

Did you ever notice that Earth Day also happens to be on Vladimir Lenin's birthday? Coincidence? I think not.

So Edwards, Obama, and Clinton have all bowed out of the Fox News debate.

If they can't even take a question from Britt Hume, how in the hell are we supposed to believe they can deal with North Korea or Iran?

Yeah, that's how she normally sounds. Geez, how embarassing.

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