<rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:trackback="http://madskills.com/public/xml/rss/module/trackback/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:copyright="http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss" xmlns:image="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/image/"><channel><title>Humor</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/category/19.aspx</link><description>Humor</description><language>en-US</language><copyright>Evilwhiteguy</copyright><managingEditor>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</managingEditor><generator>Subtext Version 1.0.0.2</generator><image><title>Humor</title><url>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/RSS2Image.gif</url><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/category/19.aspx</link><width>77</width><height>60</height><description>Humor</description></image><item><title>Airline Sacrifices Goats To Appease Sky God</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/09/05/3903.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I'm never flying on &lt;a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSEIC47086020070905?feedType=RSS&amp;amp;feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;amp;rpc=22&amp;amp;sp=true"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; airline...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3903.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/09/05/3903.aspx</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:35:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/09/05/3903.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3903.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3903.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>I'm never flying on <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSEIC47086020070905?feedType=RSS&amp;feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;rpc=22&amp;sp=true">this</a> airline...</p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3903.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Photo Comparison</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/21/3901.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="584" alt="Flash" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/flash.jpg" width="365" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3901.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/21/3901.aspx</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:44:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/21/3901.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3901.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3901.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><img height="584" alt="Flash" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/flash.jpg" width="365" border="0" /></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3901.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Truth In Advertising</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/02/3899.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Seen at a local Quik Trip...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="480" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/gaswine.jpg" width="640" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3899.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/02/3899.aspx</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 19:05:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/02/3899.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3899.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3899.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Seen at a local Quik Trip...</p>
<p><img height="480" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/gaswine.jpg" width="640" border="0" /></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3899.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>What The Hell Is A "Fitness Celebrity" Anyway?</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/31/3896.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Apparently, it's someone who wishes they were James Bond, if he had been filmed with cheezy 80's effects.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1J_hVS9vBJU" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1J_hVS9vBJU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3896.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/31/3896.aspx</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:08:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/31/3896.aspx#feedback</comments><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3896.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3896.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Apparently, it's someone who wishes they were James Bond, if he had been filmed with cheezy 80's effects.</p>
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<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1J_hVS9vBJU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3896.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>I Knew I Liked Dennis Miller</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/11/3891.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Boy, did he unload on Harry Reid. &lt;a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2007/06/10/video-dennis-miller-goes-nuclear-on-harry-reid/"&gt;Click&lt;/a&gt; to watch...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3891.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/11/3891.aspx</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:12:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/11/3891.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3891.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3891.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Boy, did he unload on Harry Reid. <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2007/06/10/video-dennis-miller-goes-nuclear-on-harry-reid/">Click</a> to watch...</p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3891.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Paris Hilton, Meet Justice</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/08/3889.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Paris Hilton, after being released from jail prematurely,was sent back. Crying and screaming for her mommy...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Awww, too bad. She actually has to face the same consequences as the rest of us. Boo Hoo.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img hspace="4" src="http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/Aptopix_Paris_Hilton.sff_CAMW101_20070608155230.jpg" vspace="4" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3889.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/08/3889.aspx</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:52:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/08/3889.aspx#feedback</comments><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3889.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3889.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Paris Hilton, after being released from jail prematurely,was sent back. Crying and screaming for her mommy...</p>
<p>Awww, too bad. She actually has to face the same consequences as the rest of us. Boo Hoo.</p>
<p><img hspace="4" src="http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/Aptopix_Paris_Hilton.sff_CAMW101_20070608155230.jpg" vspace="4" border="0" /></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3889.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Keep Your Day Job</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/06/3888.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Then again, Chris Mattews isn't very good at that, either...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VOVaGWDP8KQ" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VOVaGWDP8KQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3888.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/06/3888.aspx</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:44:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/06/3888.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3888.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3888.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Then again, Chris Mattews isn't very good at that, either...</p>
<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VOVaGWDP8KQ" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VOVaGWDP8KQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3888.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>This Is All Kinds Of Wrong</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/04/23/3881.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;But it's so damned funny...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;embed name="index" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf" width="450" height="370" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" scale="showall" flashvars="autostart=false&amp;amp;token=cb5_1177378417"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3881.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/04/23/3881.aspx</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 22:09:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/04/23/3881.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3881.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3881.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>But it's so damned funny...</p>
<p><embed name="index" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf" width="450" height="370" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" scale="showall" flashvars="autostart=false&amp;token=cb5_1177378417"></embed></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3881.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Tone Deaf</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/01/27/3873.aspx</link><description>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bfZ_gXCHaMw" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bfZ_gXCHaMw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3873.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/01/27/3873.aspx</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2007 19:50:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/01/27/3873.aspx#feedback</comments><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3873.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3873.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bfZ_gXCHaMw" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bfZ_gXCHaMw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3873.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Spiders On Crack</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/01/19/3872.aspx</link><description>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lNKZguMYufs" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lNKZguMYufs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3872.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/01/19/3872.aspx</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 20:21:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/01/19/3872.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3872.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3872.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lNKZguMYufs" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lNKZguMYufs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3872.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item></channel></rss>