<rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:trackback="http://madskills.com/public/xml/rss/module/trackback/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:copyright="http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss" xmlns:image="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/image/"><channel><title>Entertainment</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/category/2.aspx</link><description>Entertainment</description><language>en-US</language><copyright>Evilwhiteguy</copyright><managingEditor>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</managingEditor><generator>Subtext Version 1.0.0.2</generator><image><title>Entertainment</title><url>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/RSS2Image.gif</url><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/category/2.aspx</link><width>77</width><height>60</height><description>Entertainment</description></image><item><title>I Knew I Liked Dennis Miller</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/11/3891.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Boy, did he unload on Harry Reid. &lt;a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2007/06/10/video-dennis-miller-goes-nuclear-on-harry-reid/"&gt;Click&lt;/a&gt; to watch...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3891.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/11/3891.aspx</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:12:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/11/3891.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3891.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3891.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Boy, did he unload on Harry Reid. <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2007/06/10/video-dennis-miller-goes-nuclear-on-harry-reid/">Click</a> to watch...</p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3891.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Paris Hilton, Meet Justice</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/08/3889.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Paris Hilton, after being released from jail prematurely,was sent back. Crying and screaming for her mommy...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Awww, too bad. She actually has to face the same consequences as the rest of us. Boo Hoo.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img hspace="4" src="http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/Aptopix_Paris_Hilton.sff_CAMW101_20070608155230.jpg" vspace="4" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3889.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/08/3889.aspx</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:52:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/08/3889.aspx#feedback</comments><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3889.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3889.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Paris Hilton, after being released from jail prematurely,was sent back. Crying and screaming for her mommy...</p>
<p>Awww, too bad. She actually has to face the same consequences as the rest of us. Boo Hoo.</p>
<p><img hspace="4" src="http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/Aptopix_Paris_Hilton.sff_CAMW101_20070608155230.jpg" vspace="4" border="0" /></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3889.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Dick In A Box</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/01/19/3871.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I'm not much of a Justin Timberlake fan, but this is pretty damned funny...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vm51Mvn8ujs" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vm51Mvn8ujs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3871.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/01/19/3871.aspx</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 20:19:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/01/19/3871.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3871.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3871.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>I'm not much of a Justin Timberlake fan, but this is pretty damned funny...</p>
<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vm51Mvn8ujs" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vm51Mvn8ujs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3871.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Bob Hope Has It Figured Out</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2006/08/03/3728.aspx</link><description>&lt;embed src="images/Greatest_Movie_Line_Ever.wmv" autostart="false"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3728.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>aubrey@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2006/08/03/3728.aspx</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 08:31:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2006/08/03/3728.aspx#feedback</comments><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3728.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3728.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><embed src="images/Greatest_Movie_Line_Ever.wmv" autostart="false"></embed><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3728.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Hanging Out</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2006/04/11/3587.aspx</link><description>&lt;P&gt;This weekend marked the beginning of the Kansas City Jubilee, a local independent film festival. So I decided to venture out and see what the locals were up to. I saw a few shorts, then a feature-length movie called "Cadaverella". A charming zombieesque movie where a girl is killed by some scumbag, then comes back to life for revenge.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Of course, she was having sex with the guy when he killed her and buried her body, so when she crawled up out of the ground, she was naked. Now I've seen nudity in film before, no big deal. However, I've never experienced seeing the nudity with the girl who is naked on the screen sitting a few seats away yelling "Don't look, Mom!", so that was something.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;After the film, there was a reception at a local jazz joint. I didn't get out of the movie until about 12:30, and got to the reception at around 1:00. I figured they would close soon, so I would just hang out, have a few beers, and enjoy some jazz.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;So I'm sitting there with some friends, and &lt;A href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000947/"&gt;Karen Black&lt;/A&gt; comes up and sits down at our table. Quite a nice lady. Seems she was going to host a screening of "Five Easy Pieces" the next day.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Well, the next thing I know, it's 5:00AM, and the band is still playing, and the bar is still open. Despite that, I decided to call it a night, or morning, as the case was, I hadn't been out that late in quite some time.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Now that's my kind of bar, I'll definitely be going back there again.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3587.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>aubrey@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2006/04/11/3587.aspx</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:28:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2006/04/11/3587.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3587.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3587.aspx</trackback:ping></item><item><title>Git R Done</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2006/04/03/3585.aspx</link><description>&lt;P&gt;I went to see Larry The Cable Guy Health Inspector tonight.&amp;nbsp;So here's my brief movie review.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;If you like Larry The Cable Guy, you'll love this movie.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;If you don't like Larry The Cable Guy... then what the hell are you doing going to a movie starring Larry The Cable Guy?&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;You dumbass.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3585.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>aubrey@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2006/04/03/3585.aspx</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 00:13:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2006/04/03/3585.aspx#feedback</comments><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3585.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3585.aspx</trackback:ping></item><item><title>You Know You're Career's Going Places When...</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2005/12/05/3513.aspx</link><description>&lt;P&gt;People can get your new CD for $7.95 with the &lt;A href="http://www.hallmark.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10051&amp;amp;storeId=10001&amp;amp;partNumber=PR3756_DK&amp;amp;rank=P1R1S"&gt;purchase of three greeting cards&lt;/A&gt;.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;I guess you could say your career is "Already Gone".&lt;/P&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3513.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>aubrey@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2005/12/05/3513.aspx</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2005 19:26:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2005/12/05/3513.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3513.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3513.aspx</trackback:ping></item><item><title>Well, That Could Explain Her Weight Loss Successes</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2005/12/01/3503.aspx</link><description>&lt;IMG height=264 alt="Addicted to Meth" src="/blog/images/oprah_meth.jpg" width=420 border=0&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3503.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>aubrey@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2005/12/01/3503.aspx</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2005 16:05:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2005/12/01/3503.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3503.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3503.aspx</trackback:ping></item><item><title>Aspiring Country Music Star</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2005/11/22/3494.aspx</link><description>&lt;P&gt;I have no idea who &lt;A href="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/audio/wifemeetsgirlfriend.wmv"&gt;this guy&lt;/A&gt; is, but he's pretty damned funny.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3494.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>aubrey@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2005/11/22/3494.aspx</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 20:20:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2005/11/22/3494.aspx#feedback</comments><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3494.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3494.aspx</trackback:ping></item><item><title>What Is This, 1986?</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2005/10/17/3433.aspx</link><description>&lt;P&gt;One strike. That's all we needed. Just one strike, and we were in the World Series. For the first time ever. But no, Brad Lidge had to give up a three run dinger to Pujols instead.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;The only consolation is that Oswalt is pitching on Wednesday.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Go Astros!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3433.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>aubrey@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2005/10/17/3433.aspx</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 22:10:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2005/10/17/3433.aspx#feedback</comments><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3433.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3433.aspx</trackback:ping></item></channel></rss>