For today, it's:

Manbearpig

I think Treacher puts it best:

Past winners of the Nobel Peace Prize include Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annan, and Yasser Arafat. In other news, the Nobel Parenting Prize was awarded to Britney Spears, while Stephen Hawking and Rosie O'Donnell picked up the Nobel Breakdancing Prize and the Nobel Being Sane and Looking Good Naked Prize, respectively.

That'll teach him not to rob any more 7-11's...

This is classic. Hey, if a terrorist can win a Nobel Peace Prize...

Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams of Ireland apologized Thursday after telling a Dallas audience a day earlier that she “could kill George Bush.”

I guess there are worse ways...

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of an office building to their deaths.

The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.

Clothing was discovered on the roof of the four-story building, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.

Darwin strikes again.

Hey, that's what she called herself...

With people like Sheryl Crow saying things like, "I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting", I decided to pass on the celebrations. I don't need the police in my bathroom counting my toilet paper squares, thank you very much. Sheryl Crow is soooo 1984.

Did you ever notice that Earth Day also happens to be on Vladimir Lenin's birthday? Coincidence? I think not.

So Edwards, Obama, and Clinton have all bowed out of the Fox News debate.

If they can't even take a question from Britt Hume, how in the hell are we supposed to believe they can deal with North Korea or Iran?

Yeah, that's how she normally sounds. Geez, how embarassing.

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Now that Dan Rather is moving over to HDNet, rumors are that his broadcasts may be targeted to a younger demographic. See for yourself: