<rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:trackback="http://madskills.com/public/xml/rss/module/trackback/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:copyright="http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss" xmlns:image="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/image/"><channel><title>Evilwhiteguy's Blog</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/Default.aspx</link><description>Just Your Average "Evil" Conservative</description><language>en-US</language><copyright>Evilwhiteguy</copyright><managingEditor>me@here.com</managingEditor><generator>Subtext Version 1.0.0.2</generator><image><title>Evilwhiteguy's Blog</title><url>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/RSS2Image.gif</url><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/Default.aspx</link><width>77</width><height>60</height><description>Just Your Average "Evil" Conservative</description></image><item><title>It's Only Been A Year</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2008/10/29/3907.aspx</link><description>Wow, time flies. I'm posting this to officially state that I am retiring this blog. Well, sort of. I've installed WordPress at &lt;a href="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com"&gt;http://www.evilwhiteguy.com&lt;/a&gt; (without the /blog) and I'm going to be posting there. One of the reasons I slacked off on blogging was that the blogging engine I used (.Text) died and was forked over to SubText. While it still works, the method for updating the engine won't work for me. Long story short, this blog will no longer be updated. But I'm leaving it here for posterity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So long, old blog...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3907.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2008/10/29/3907.aspx</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:59:00 GMT</pubDate><wfw:comment>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/3907.aspx</wfw:comment><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2008/10/29/3907.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3907.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3907.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Wow, time flies. I'm posting this to officially state that I am retiring this blog. Well, sort of. I've installed WordPress at <a href="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com">http://www.evilwhiteguy.com</a> (without the /blog) and I'm going to be posting there. One of the reasons I slacked off on blogging was that the blogging engine I used (.Text) died and was forked over to SubText. While it still works, the method for updating the engine won't work for me. Long story short, this blog will no longer be updated. But I'm leaving it here for posterity.<br /><br />So long, old blog...<br /><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3907.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>The Word Of The Day</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/10/12/3905.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;For today, it's:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Manbearpig&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="315" alt="Manbearpig" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/manbearpig.jpg" width="420" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think &lt;a href="http://www.dailygut.com/?i=3365"&gt;Treacher&lt;/a&gt; puts it best:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Past winners of the Nobel Peace Prize include Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annan, and Yasser Arafat. In other news, the Nobel Parenting Prize was awarded to Britney Spears, while Stephen Hawking and Rosie O'Donnell picked up the Nobel Breakdancing Prize and the Nobel Being Sane and Looking Good Naked Prize, respectively. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3905.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/10/12/3905.aspx</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:54:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/10/12/3905.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3905.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3905.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>For today, it's:</p>
<p>Manbearpig</p>
<p><img height="315" alt="Manbearpig" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/manbearpig.jpg" width="420" border="0" /></p>
<p>I think <a href="http://www.dailygut.com/?i=3365">Treacher</a> puts it best:</p>
<p>Past winners of the Nobel Peace Prize include Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annan, and Yasser Arafat. In other news, the Nobel Parenting Prize was awarded to Britney Spears, while Stephen Hawking and Rosie O'Donnell picked up the Nobel Breakdancing Prize and the Nobel Being Sane and Looking Good Naked Prize, respectively. </p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3905.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Airline Sacrifices Goats To Appease Sky God</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/09/05/3903.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I'm never flying on &lt;a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSEIC47086020070905?feedType=RSS&amp;amp;feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;amp;rpc=22&amp;amp;sp=true"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; airline...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3903.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/09/05/3903.aspx</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:35:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/09/05/3903.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3903.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3903.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>I'm never flying on <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSEIC47086020070905?feedType=RSS&amp;feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;rpc=22&amp;sp=true">this</a> airline...</p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3903.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Remind Me Not To Play Drinking Games With This Guy</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/28/3902.aspx</link><description>&lt;embed name="index" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf" width="450" height="370" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" scale="showall" flashvars="autostart=false&amp;amp;token=2cf_1188296237"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3902.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/28/3902.aspx</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:23:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/28/3902.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3902.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3902.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><embed name="index" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf" width="450" height="370" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" scale="showall" flashvars="autostart=false&amp;token=2cf_1188296237"></embed><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3902.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Photo Comparison</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/21/3901.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="584" alt="Flash" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/flash.jpg" width="365" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3901.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/21/3901.aspx</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:44:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/21/3901.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3901.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3901.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><img height="584" alt="Flash" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/flash.jpg" width="365" border="0" /></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3901.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Who Knew Jackie Mason Had A Vlog?</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/05/3900.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Oy vay!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xSY9Pv9aS08" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xSY9Pv9aS08" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3900.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/05/3900.aspx</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 20:20:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/05/3900.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3900.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3900.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Oy vay!</p>
<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xSY9Pv9aS08" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xSY9Pv9aS08" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3900.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Truth In Advertising</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/02/3899.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Seen at a local Quik Trip...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="480" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/gaswine.jpg" width="640" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3899.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/02/3899.aspx</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 19:05:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/02/3899.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3899.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3899.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Seen at a local Quik Trip...</p>
<p><img height="480" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/gaswine.jpg" width="640" border="0" /></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3899.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Idiot Gets His Ass Kicked</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/01/3898.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;That'll teach him not to rob any more 7-11's...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="370" wmode="transparent" data="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf?autostart=false&amp;amp;token=403_1185268268"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf?autostart=false&amp;amp;token=403_1185268268" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3898.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/01/3898.aspx</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 19:14:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/01/3898.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3898.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3898.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>That'll teach him not to rob any more 7-11's...</p>
<p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="370" wmode="transparent" data="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf?autostart=false&amp;token=403_1185268268"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf?autostart=false&amp;token=403_1185268268" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="quality" value="high" /></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3898.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>What The Hell Is A "Fitness Celebrity" Anyway?</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/31/3896.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Apparently, it's someone who wishes they were James Bond, if he had been filmed with cheezy 80's effects.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1J_hVS9vBJU" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1J_hVS9vBJU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3896.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/31/3896.aspx</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:08:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/31/3896.aspx#feedback</comments><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3896.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3896.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Apparently, it's someone who wishes they were James Bond, if he had been filmed with cheezy 80's effects.</p>
<p>
<object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1J_hVS9vBJU" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" />
<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1J_hVS9vBJU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3896.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item><item><title>Irony</title><link>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/12/3895.aspx</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/nation/stories/DN-peace_12nat.ART.State.Edition1.43b8067.html"&gt;This &lt;/a&gt;is classic. Hey, if a terrorist can win a Nobel Peace Prize...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote dir="ltr" style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams of Ireland apologized Thursday after telling a Dallas audience a day earlier that she “could kill George Bush.” &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3895.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /&gt;</description><author>ebay@evilwhiteguy.com</author><guid>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/12/3895.aspx</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 18:54:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/12/3895.aspx#feedback</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/comments/commentRss/3895.aspx</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/services/trackbacks/3895.aspx</trackback:ping><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/nation/stories/DN-peace_12nat.ART.State.Edition1.43b8067.html">This </a>is classic. Hey, if a terrorist can win a Nobel Peace Prize...</p>
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<p>Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams of Ireland apologized Thursday after telling a Dallas audience a day earlier that she “could kill George Bush.” </p></blockquote><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3895.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" /></body></item></channel></rss>